I must be emitting pheremones or something...

Ok, so they are coming out of the woodwork.

By "they" I mean guys I've either dated in the past, or expressed interest in when I was single. And yet, already they're calling me, "so how are you and the boyfriend doing?" "You sound down... call me tonight so we can talk..." or "What's your cell # again? I lost it."

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

I don't get it. If I went looking for them, these guys would be nowhere to be found. Who knows.

Ack.

Makes no sense. No sense at all.