Google me this!

My curiosity got the better of me.

I've noticed I often have many site referrals from Google. Now, no matter how ego-centric I might get (hah, as if), I know damned well these people aren't actually looking for me (at least not most of them). So I've been DYING to know just what these people were indeed searching for when they happened upon lil ol me. Well, thanks to Sarah (who piqued my curiosity) and David (who pointed me in the right direction), I've been able to locate the stats. And lemme tell ya - they are amusing!

Surprisingly, many searched for "nee," though I'm not confident they actually meant ME. There's an author out there who *sigh* seems to have stolen my name. But seeing as he's actually making money off of it, I'll let him keep it.

But there were several inquiries that were... er... unusual to say the lease. Here's a rundown of some of the better (recurring) ones:

"naughty nee"
Heh. Well, I'm thinking whomever performed this search actually knows me. Or wishes to. Amusing. Kinda creepy, though.

"hugh jackman height weight"
I can only assume my Blog was listed following my mention of seeing "Van Helsing" a couple weeks ago.

"toothing diaries"
This one kinda skeeves me out. Again, a phenomenon I made mention of briefly, but have no desire to ever engage in.

"funniest bashful rants"
Hmm. Ok. Interesting. So someone out there finds entertainment value in the embarrassment of others. Nice. Real nice.

"eighth world wonder kimberly locke lyrics"
This one is easy. It was a "now playing" track a couple weeks ago.

And the winner is.......

"MENOPAUSAL PSYCHOSIS"
Ahem... *tee hee* I love this. I am sorry to whomever was seeking actually medical advice when they performed this search, but I do hope I at least gave them a giggle when they found me instead.


Addendum: Having tested out the "naughty nee" search just to see what came up? I am assured they were NOT in fact looking for me, but were in fact looking for a certain Asian Pornstar with *ahem* H-cups. Sorry to disappoint you, ya pervert!