New Poll

Various local news stories has inspired today's poll. What can I say - I'm in a super pissy mood today. People disgust me.

That having been said, thank you to all the pervs who responded to my last poll... The "Dirty Lady Cop" won by a landslide, though we had two write-in votes: one for the "naughty school girl" and one for the "naughty librarian." My apologies to Dick and David for the oversight.

Now playing: Fucktards are still whining about how badly "Friends" sucked last night. I didn't watch it, I don't care.