Too much information....
What the hell IS a "meme" anyway? Well, regardless, apparently this is one, and I'madoin'it. And it's all James' fault.
I gotta say, I really wanted to lie about a few of these items... as in, I didn't want to admit to a couple things on here. But, what the hell... not like any of you know me anyway (you HUSH, bbm!)
Addendum: Thanks to Jenn, I've made a clarification below.
(X) I Have Been Drunk
( ) I Have Smoked Pot
( ) I Have Done Cocaine
( ) I Have Done Other Drugs
( ) I Have Thrown Up In A Bar
(X) I Have Flashed Someone (but it was someone I knew, in the car in the lane next to me... and he flashed me back!)
(X) I Have Posed Nude
(X) I Have Purchased Pornography (Um, DUH!)
(X) I Have Been Caught Masturbating (but not by the parental units...)
( ) I Have Pissed On Myself
(X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I Have Made Out With A Stranger
(X) I Have Gone On A Blind Date
(X) I Have Been In Love
(X) I Have Been Dumped
(X) I Have Had Sex
(X) I Have Had Anal Sex (received, and given)
(X) I Have Had Sex In Public
(X) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker
( ) I Have Had Sex At The Office (I WISH!)
( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I Have Had Sex At A Friend`s House During A Party (Um, EWWW! Get a room!)
( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend`s Sibling
( ) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them
(X) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week (See below…)
(X) I Have Had A Threesome
( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(X) I Have Been Married
(X) I Have Been Divorced
(X) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent`s House
( ) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I Have Killed Someone (spiders and cockroaches don’t count, do they?)
(X) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire (Well, I sprayed Aqua Net on my hand and lit it)
( ) I Have Crashed A Friend`s/Mom's Car
(X) I Have Shoplifted (Zebra Stripe Gum, age 3, from Woolworth’s)
(X) I Have Stolen Something From My Job (Do sticky notes and pens count?)
(X) I Have Been Fired (I guess they wanted their sticky notes back!)
( ) I Have Been In A Fist Fight (I decked a guy once, but he didn’t strike back, so I don’t think it counts)
(X) I Have Been Tied Up
( ) I Have Been Arrested
(X) I Have Ridden In A Taxi
(X) I Have Lied To A Friend
(X) I Have Skipped School
( ) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher
( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Have Been To Japan
( ) I Have Been To Europe
( ) I Have Been Snowboarding
(X) I Have Eaten Sushi
Now playing: "My Immortal" - Evanescence
My GAWD, could I be more tired of this song?
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