Unconscious Mutterings (wait, should that not be SUBconscious?)

Looking at these words, I'm almost frightened to see my OWN responses...

1. Condemn:: Condom
   
2. Promiscuous:: Slutty
   
3. Pro-life:: Radicals
   
4. Mona Lisa:: content
   
5. Crown:: Tiara
   
6. Mumble:: redneck
   
7. Hack:: Saw
   
8. Diet:: COKE! (as in, Diet Coke, not weight loss by way of drug use)
   
9. Introduction:: Nice to meetcha!
   
10. Latin America:: Balmy
    

I think what this all means is I need a vacation, and I need to get laid.