No sympathy whatsoever....

Hhhrrrummmph.

I will not be sending flowers to poor lil Britney. Afterall, did it make news when I hurt MY knee a couple weeks back? Did the Associated Press rush to publish it when I fell flat on my ass in excruciating pain? Did Reuters give a rat's ass when I felt as if my kneecap was going to explode from it's fleshy prison? Did The New York Post rush to my side as I stood precariously upon 4" heels, biting back the tears as my knee wobbled and creaked?

The answer is no.

So while I can relate to Ms. Spears' pain, while I can appreciate the agony she must have felt, I will not be rushing out to Kuhn's to order up a "Get Well Soon!" bouquet for her.