Can I get a Doctor's note to excuse me from work?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Natashaosis
Cause:	psychological
Symptoms:	paralysis, groin swelling, sweating, excessive hot flushes
Cure:	drink lots of water
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Strangely, the symptoms aren't too far from the truth (except for the paralysis)

I'll admit, I stole this from Rae, but it was too good to pass up.

Now playing: "All Through the Night" - Cyndi Lauper

Yeah, yeah, I'm listening to the 80's Cheese Channel... wanna make sumfin' of it?